For those of you who cannot wait three or four years to see Fox in the next Transformer’s summer blockbuster, do not fret. At this very moment she is busy filming a new sure fire summer 2010 blockbuster known as.
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Jonah Hex!
Okay, so many of us (including myself) might not have heard of the DC comic character known as Jonah Hex, who is some sort of disfigured 19th century bounty hunter who is trying to stop some voodoo witch doctor form raising an army of confederate soldier zombies to reenact the civil war, but I guarantee that you will by next summer when this action packed blockbuster is set to hit the big screen.
No, do not worry, the foxy one is not going to pull a Theron and get all uglied up so that we can all respect her for her acting. Jonah Hex the disfigured western bounty hunter is going to be played by Josh Brolin ( the guy without the bowl haircut in No Country for Old Men). Brolin apparently started to like the script after two or three reading and signed up. There are no reports about whether getting to saddle up next to the vivacious Miss Fox had anything to do with it.
No, no Fox is not going to play Hex’s dead raising rival either. That part is going to be played by John Malkovich who has a penchant for playing creepy weird bad guys in movies.
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Leila the gun toting prostitute. With a character like that, several scenes of the foxy one decked out in the sexiest 1800’s lingerie are virtually guaranteed (high five). Megan Fox’s character is the love interest of Hex, giving hope to disfigured bounty hunters the world over (ye hear me DOG)
The film is currently in production, but look for ads featuring Megan Fox in sexy lacy bustiers to start airing sometime early next spring.
According to the Fox, People can hate you because you are Beautiful, especially women who see you as a threat.
Here is what she said in her recent New York Times Interview:
” Women Tear each other apart, the instinct among girls is to attack the jugular”
Despite her role as a literal man eater in Jennifer’s body, you will not find too many men out there who would be willing to say that they hate Megan Fox (except for maybe Seth Rogan and the crew of Transformers but they do not count). No, its the women in this world who truly despise her, for her beauty and sex bomb persona that attracts men’s attention like flies to big honking pile of doggy doodoo.
Megan claims that older women do not get her like the younger girls do, and feel threatened by her looks and personality and react by doing what they can to take her down a notch or two.
“Girls think I’m a slut” Megan explains, despite the fact that she has been with Brian Austin Greene for over five years now. She says that if women think another women is attractive they attach a “stupid”, “Whore” or just plain “dumb whore” to them. This is how it is done in girl town.
Megan goes on to explain that all this hating in actually exacerbated by the Hollywood industry which likes to pigeon hole its female stars into roles as sex symbols.
“All women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols” Megan explains saying that starlets like her are sold “based on sex” but then goes on to say that that is all well and good, as long as the sex symbols know how to utilize their status to get what they want out of the system.
The catch apparently, is that successful outspoken hotties like Fox then end up becoming the bane of average looking middle aged women who feel threatened by her killer looks and all of the attention that the hotty recieves.
So what can Fox do to get on the good side of all those Megan Hater’s out there?
The answer: Pull a Jennifer Aniston and star in a touching Romantic Comedy that does not happen to feature lesbian cannibal cheerleaders.
Some day maybe.
But right now, Megan seems to be okay with being the sex symbol that she is and lets all the Megan haters keep hating.
It a Recent New York Time Interview, Megan Fox Fessed to a few things about her life including her love for Wizard Of Oz, being one of those cat people, and her impulsive nature when it comes to tattoos.
Megan Fox admits to being obsessed with the Wizard of Oz as a young child, so much so, that she refused to answer to anything but Dorothy between the ages of five and six. She also credits Judy Garland as for being one of the inspirations for wanting to be an actor.
While she always wanted to go into show business, Megan claims she also could have made it as a competitive swimmer claiming to have a mean butterfly.She said she competed in meets from the ages of five to fourteen. Can you imagine what she would have done for the sport?
Megan claims that she is probably “one of those cat people” that you see and snicker about as they load three shopping carts full of litter and friskies at the super market. The hottest cat lady around admits to going to the gym in workout clothes covered in cat hair. Mee-oww.
Megan claims that she does not put much thought into her tattoo purchases, that it is more of a compulsive thing for her. She got the Marilyn tattoo right after shooting the first Transformer’s movie, and said she has always been intrigued by the screen goddess and how she was always a “character playing a character: in all of he movies.
during the interview Fox also mentioned liking X men comics, being a bad cheerleader, how older women hate her, and her fear of speaking in front of lots of people.
To check out the full interview, check out the November 15th edition of the New York Times at you local library (that big building with books in it).
Megan Fox has been very open about her like of both boys and girls and has even admitted to dating a Russian Stripper named Nikita whilst still in high school. This of course does nothing but increase her total hotness by a few degrees since it gives all the guys out there something to think about and all the girls out there with a little Megan crush a little bit of hope.
Of course, listen up guys, Megan Fox has also been quoted as saying she will never date another bisexual girl since she knows men are dirty and will not be with a women who has been with a dirty, dirty man. Still, there is hope that The Foxy One might change her mind someday.
She has also been quoted is Esquire as saying:
“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - OLIVIA WILDE is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerising.And lately I’ve been obsessed with JENNA JAMESON.”
While all this talk about Megan’s liking of girls has been going on, this blog entry would be incomplete if I failed to mention the hot make out scene that occurred between Fox and Amanda Seyfried (who is also pretty dang hot even as a nerdy girl) in Megan’s last film Jennifer’s Body (most likely coming soon on DVD and Blu-ray).
When the kiss happened I almost started giggling like a seventh grader who just saw his first live boob. While these scene smoked up the screen and made the movie totally worth the ten bucks, according to Megan Fox getting the shot was a huge problem due to all the uncomfortable giggling that occurred between the two starlets. They did it on a closed set with no one else around and still took all day to get it done do to all the giggling and pillow fighting in their underwear that they did (okay so the pillowfighting stuff was added by me).
“The reality is, I’m hidden amongst all the insanity. Nobody can find me,”
She has come out as a bisexual admitting to dating a stripper in high school. Talked blatantly about her love for the weed. She is known for her candid remarks like ”women have the power because they have the vaginas” or being the first in line to buy a pack of joints.
Lets face it, Megan Fox is so hot, that we let her get away with saying whatever the heck she wants and still go gaga over her.
But there is apparently more to The Fox than just her ability to insert her hot little foot into her sexy mouth. According to her, the controversy that she stirs up amongst the press and the adoring fans, is basically flak in which she uses to hide her true self under.
“Being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they’re going to tear you down. And I created a character as an offering for the sacrifice. I’m not willing to give my true self up,”
According to The Fox herself, she is merely an onion, a sexy sexy onion with layers of insanity covering her true core.
So you may ask yourself: “Who is Megan Fox, really?”
Is she just some uber photogenic screen goddess with a penchant of speaking candidly about her sexuality and recreational drug use, or is there something more that she is not showing us? Maybe if you can peel all the layers of crazy back you will find the true Megan Fox is nowhere near as brash as she pretends to be for the sake of entertainment. Perhaps on the inside she is really a lonely old man who likes to do crossword puzzles and watch PBS.
Oh-my god
I just figured out that Megan Fox is really my uncle Al.
I swear to god, no matter what Megan Fox decides to wear she somehow manages to look hot and this pic from Meganisafox.com proves it. Just look at her, all trying to look dressed down in her jogging outfit and sexy specs, and I guarantee you every dude in that coffee shop was ogling her like a dog after your burrito.
Heck, I bet even the women were giving her the old once over, saying themselves “I am not into women, but if I was I would definitely want to do Mega Fox.”
The torn stoner pants and floppy boots just add to the appeal. they make her look more approachable thus giving hope to the billions of men around the world who do not happen to be Brian Austin Greene.
This pic was taken at the Coffee Bean in Studio City, where the Foxy one likes to go and get her daily dose of the java in the morning. Megan, who has been frequently photographed with a large cup of coffee in her teeny tiny little grasp is obviously a coffeholic who loves to get jazzed on the java juice.
Alliteration aside, Admit it. Not every girl can just roll out of bed and look hot like this.
Come January, traffic jams might get just a little bit longer, and fender benders a little bit more frequent all thanks to Megan Fox standing around in her underwear.
Megan Fox was recently tapped by Giorgio Armani to be the new face/ body of his new underwear ad campaign due out at the beginning of the New Year. Several large billboards of the foxy Fox in nothing but panties and a bra are set to be put up around the country starting January 10th.
Can you just imagine the mayhem?
“Harold-what are you looking at? Harold, the road. There is a cyclist and a bus full of nuns ahead. Harold!” Smash, Crash, Boom. “Harold We crashed into the bus. Harold why are you still staring out the window?”
Megan Fox’s new ads are replacing last year’s steamy Emperio Armani Ads that featured “Skinny Spice” Victoria Beckham in a series of steamy photographs along with her husband David. While the ads drew some attention to the underwear line, Giorgio apparently wanted to up it a notch by featuring the the sex symbol d’jour: Megan Fox.
Fox will not only be the spokesperson for the Emporio Armani Underwear line but will also promote Armani Jeans as well. this makes sense since we all know that she can sure fill out a pair of jeans.
Megan Fox’s body apparently is not the only thing that is smoking these days. Recently, her holy hotness was officially “outed” as one of Hollywood’s top pot heads, joining the ranks of other famous ‘medicinal” Marijuana supporters that include Woody Harrelson (but of course), Brad Pitt (so the rumors were true) and Jennifer Aniston (who fessed up to occasional toking only).
She had recently told a British newspaper that she likes to spend her down time in front of the tube, smoking weed and watching reality television- just like any other normal (or should I say NORML) American.
Megan Fox is not only a midday toker, but has openly supported the legalization. Here is what she told British GQ about her stance on the subject:
can’t tell you how much bullsh*t I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed. People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f**ked-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it. And when they do, I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints.
Since Fox resides in California, one of the few states that have chosen to legalize medical marijuana, her fessing up to toking, will most likely not bring the Feds to her pad to confiscate her bong collection. The verdict is still out,however, as to whether Fox could get Cali pot doc to prescribe her pack of joints to help her deal with the pain that comes with being so dang hot.
A sexy, vampish brunette who smokes up the screen every time she appears on it, who has a tendency to act a bit odd during interviews, dates older men, and is considered the hottest thing in Hollywood right now.
A sexy, vampish brunette who smoked up the screen everytime she appeared on it, acted weird during interviews, married an older man and was considered the hottest thing in Hollywood then.
It is hard not to want to compare the vivacious Megan Fox to the earlier version of Angelina Jolie who had her own share of sexy weirdness (Billy Bob) before she settled down with Mr. Pitt and began adopting kids from around the world.
It is hard not to want to compare the two. Besides, it is Hollywood nature to want to declare someone the next someone else. It happens all the time. We always are looking for the next Elvis, the next Marilyn, so on and so forth. Now we do not even wait until the famous person passes on , or even gets too old before we are ready to throw the torch to someone else. Take Lindsay Lohan for example: Tara Reid is still out there making movies and we are already calling her the next Tara Reid (at least I am anyway).
So Megan Fox should not be surprised that we all want to call her the next Angelina Jolie.
Megan Fox does not want to be the next Angelina Jolie.
Here is what she told the New York Post about the subject:
“She’s so serious and stoic,I’m the opposite. When I do interviews, I say things that I think are hysterical. But because we live in a world of sound bites, you’re not allowed to have a sense of humor. Sarcasm doesn’t translate in print at all. And neither does self-deprecating humor. I’m not a tigress like Angelina. Of course, people want me to be. But I want to be the contradiction of that.”
According to her all mighty hotty hot hotness, she wants to be the exact opposite of Jolie. So that means no making out with her brother, or wearing vials of Brian Austin Greene’s blood anytime soon.
