For those of you who cannot wait three or four years to see Fox in the next Transformer’s summer blockbuster, do not fret. At this very moment she is busy filming a new sure fire summer 2010 blockbuster known as.
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Jonah Hex!
Okay, so many of us (including myself) might not have heard of the DC comic character known as Jonah Hex, who is some sort of disfigured 19th century bounty hunter who is trying to stop some voodoo witch doctor form raising an army of confederate soldier zombies to reenact the civil war, but I guarantee that you will by next summer when this action packed blockbuster is set to hit the big screen.
No, do not worry, the foxy one is not going to pull a Theron and get all uglied up so that we can all respect her for her acting. Jonah Hex the disfigured western bounty hunter is going to be played by Josh Brolin ( the guy without the bowl haircut in No Country for Old Men). Brolin apparently started to like the script after two or three reading and signed up. There are no reports about whether getting to saddle up next to the vivacious Miss Fox had anything to do with it.
No, no Fox is not going to play Hex’s dead raising rival either. That part is going to be played by John Malkovich who has a penchant for playing creepy weird bad guys in movies.
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Leila the gun toting prostitute. With a character like that, several scenes of the foxy one decked out in the sexiest 1800’s lingerie are virtually guaranteed (high five). Megan Fox’s character is the love interest of Hex, giving hope to disfigured bounty hunters the world over (ye hear me DOG)
The film is currently in production, but look for ads featuring Megan Fox in sexy lacy bustiers to start airing sometime early next spring.
