Come January, traffic jams might get just a little bit longer, and fender benders a little bit more frequent all thanks to Megan Fox standing around in her underwear.
Megan Fox was recently tapped by Giorgio Armani to be the new face/ body of his new underwear ad campaign due out at the beginning of the New Year. Several large billboards of the foxy Fox in nothing but panties and a bra are set to be put up around the country starting January 10th.
Can you just imagine the mayhem?
“Harold-what are you looking at? Harold, the road. There is a cyclist and a bus full of nuns ahead. Harold!” Smash, Crash, Boom. “Harold We crashed into the bus. Harold why are you still staring out the window?”
Megan Fox’s new ads are replacing last year’s steamy Emperio Armani Ads that featured “Skinny Spice” Victoria Beckham in a series of steamy photographs along with her husband David. While the ads drew some attention to the underwear line, Giorgio apparently wanted to up it a notch by featuring the the sex symbol d’jour: Megan Fox.
Fox will not only be the spokesperson for the Emporio Armani Underwear line but will also promote Armani Jeans as well. this makes sense since we all know that she can sure fill out a pair of jeans.
Megan Fox’s body apparently is not the only thing that is smoking these days. Recently, her holy hotness was officially “outed” as one of Hollywood’s top pot heads, joining the ranks of other famous ‘medicinal” Marijuana supporters that include Woody Harrelson (but of course), Brad Pitt (so the rumors were true) and Jennifer Aniston (who fessed up to occasional toking only).
She had recently told a British newspaper that she likes to spend her down time in front of the tube, smoking weed and watching reality television- just like any other normal (or should I say NORML) American.
Megan Fox is not only a midday toker, but has openly supported the legalization. Here is what she told British GQ about her stance on the subject:
can’t tell you how much bullsh*t I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed. People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f**ked-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it. And when they do, I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints.
Since Fox resides in California, one of the few states that have chosen to legalize medical marijuana, her fessing up to toking, will most likely not bring the Feds to her pad to confiscate her bong collection. The verdict is still out,however, as to whether Fox could get Cali pot doc to prescribe her pack of joints to help her deal with the pain that comes with being so dang hot.
A sexy, vampish brunette who smokes up the screen every time she appears on it, who has a tendency to act a bit odd during interviews, dates older men, and is considered the hottest thing in Hollywood right now.
A sexy, vampish brunette who smoked up the screen everytime she appeared on it, acted weird during interviews, married an older man and was considered the hottest thing in Hollywood then.
It is hard not to want to compare the vivacious Megan Fox to the earlier version of Angelina Jolie who had her own share of sexy weirdness (Billy Bob) before she settled down with Mr. Pitt and began adopting kids from around the world.
It is hard not to want to compare the two. Besides, it is Hollywood nature to want to declare someone the next someone else. It happens all the time. We always are looking for the next Elvis, the next Marilyn, so on and so forth. Now we do not even wait until the famous person passes on , or even gets too old before we are ready to throw the torch to someone else. Take Lindsay Lohan for example: Tara Reid is still out there making movies and we are already calling her the next Tara Reid (at least I am anyway).
So Megan Fox should not be surprised that we all want to call her the next Angelina Jolie.
Megan Fox does not want to be the next Angelina Jolie.
Here is what she told the New York Post about the subject:
“She’s so serious and stoic,I’m the opposite. When I do interviews, I say things that I think are hysterical. But because we live in a world of sound bites, you’re not allowed to have a sense of humor. Sarcasm doesn’t translate in print at all. And neither does self-deprecating humor. I’m not a tigress like Angelina. Of course, people want me to be. But I want to be the contradiction of that.”
According to her all mighty hotty hot hotness, she wants to be the exact opposite of Jolie. So that means no making out with her brother, or wearing vials of Brian Austin Greene’s blood anytime soon.
Megan Fox only had herself to upstage after her stunning dress at the Tokyo Transformers 2 – Revenge of the Fallen premiere (where she wore a awesome purple dress with a slit reveling her whole leg). Well she did it! Megan showed up in a super sexy sheer black dress that definitely made me drool. I look forward to the next premiere!
Here are the pictures of Megan Fox in her black dress at the Seoul Transformers 2 premiere – enjoy!
Here are a couple of pictures from the Tokyo premiere of Transformers 2 – Revenge of the Fallen.
Megan Fox’s boob’s are like the holy grail of images on the internet with whole sites dedicated to the discussion of her breast size (I know, I know – it is up there with the meaning of life ).
While searching the internet there seems to be conflicting reports as to whether or not Megan Fox’s breast size is 34B or 34C. There is some indication that in the past few years she lost some weight (and some of her breast size).
So what do you think is she a 34B or a 34C? Or does it really matter at all since you are more into her sculpted legs?
Here are some pictures to help you decide! Use the poll below the pictures to register your vote!
As you can see, see pics of her probably just add to the confusion, especially the last one which makes her boobies look gigantic (almost D territory) while the first one kind of makes them look much smaller. Since there is such a thing called padding, I must conclude that Megan Fox’s breasteses are closer to b or c’s, but who really knows, i am more of an ass man.
There are reliable reports that Megan Fox and now ex-fiance Brian Austin Green have split up – which means she is available and I expect to see her out and about a lot more! US Weekly sources report “The relationship had run its course. It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends”
It looks like our dreams are not going to be coming true, a spokesperson for Megan Fox, has said that Megan Fox will not be replacing Angelina Jolie in the next Tomb Raider movie. In fact the spokesperson said
“She’s not involved in the movie at all…”
Too Bad!
Sounds like Megan Fox, Miley Cyrus, and Lindsay Lohan are all competing for a role in a proposed Disney adaptation of the novel The Stepsister Scheme – a story about the life of a princess and her two stepsisters. Does Megan seriously need to compete with Miley Cyrus? I’d be happy with Megan and Lindsay in a film together!
Megan Fox appeared onstage at Sunday nights Spike TV’s 2008 Video Game Awards.To present the 2008 game of the year award to Grand Theft Auto IV. As always Megan looked hot in her little red dress.
A collectables news site has ranked Megan Fox as their #2 autographer, just behind Matt Damon.
Here is what they have to say…
Megan Fox – she may be fairly new at stardom but will sign and converse with fans in various locations including airports – signs multiples if crowds aren’t heavy.
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